Happy New Tweet, Mehmerica!

Somehow a tweet I wrote got noticed by Huffington Post. It was included in a list of “The Funniest New Year’s Eve Tweets.”

Here’s the link

and a screenshot:

Click through the others that were chosen. They’re more deserving than me.

Or just move on with your day. I assure you you have much more important things to do, unlike some of the commentors on that post. People who write negative comments on meaningless gimcrack like this must be the boredest and saddest and uncreativest people in the world.

There’s so many better ways to spend one’s time: Learn a new knot, organize a drawer, look at pretty girls on tumblr or facebook or at the coffee shop, yank out a nose hair, delint a big toe, clean your phone screen, close your eyes and reminisce about the varying skin tones, temperatures and finger lengths of ex-girlfriends. Anything!

The Internet is a global bathroom wall and the world will never run out of ink.