Perpetual confusion

It’s complicated, but you’re going to hail a cab in front of a woman. She’ll say, “Hey, I was on my way to my best friend’s wedding, garbage-hole!” The switch will cause her to wait for the next one, and her future husband is going to get out of the one she gets into. They’ll fall in love, actually and go on to live a life less ordinary. That’s the only reason.

PS: Bonus points if you can count all the romantic comedies I snuck into your meaningless existence.